Moline- Unnamed sources tell us that the wolf that killed a deer in Moline has been hired by a local TV station to do the weather. "He's cheap," said the station owners, "Much cheaper than the last guy. He has a lot of experience with the outdoors. He devours the competition. What else could you want?" What else indeed?
"He does excellent, top notch, superb, stunning work," said the program manager whilst cowering under his desk, "I think animals are the future in broadcast television".
When asked for comment, the wolf stared icily and drooled.
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