New Bridge found to be sign of Second Coming

Moline- It appears that the new bridge crossing the Rock River is a sign of the apocalypse. "Christ died to save the world" not from sin, but from the Sinissippi says local evangelical clergy group leader Dr. Angle "Soul Train" Johnson. "The book of Revelations is quite clear," he says, "the war of Armageddon will be fought in Black Hawk State Park." He goes on to detail the ways in which the seven horsemen of the apocalypse represent the I 280, I 74, Government, Centennial, Crescent, Illinois 92 and finally the bridge at Carr's Crossing. He also placed the date of the end times at the completion of the New I 74 bridge.